The era that once was..........

Everything that has a beginning has an end

-Matrix Revolutions

Every end has a new beginning

-BOZO, the gubaal guruji

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Hello friends before I put the feelings of my heart into words, I would like to give a final intro of my ISITE mates.



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Front Row from left:

KP Sisya
The great Gubaal(GG1)
Bush Raj
Janjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer(behind Bush Raj)
Somewhat Kumar
Jaggu the archer
Anari player(behind Jaggu)
British go-hell
My Bhatti
The other BOZO
GullooRaaya
Uphill the batsman
Going Raju

Middle row from left( baaloo family )

Dhooja HIJKL
Sri Lankan Party
A-ration-A
Hasna Machi
Bahani
Sand woman
Mooshiqa
Cya bakeria/bhikaaria
Nahin haan My Lolly
Give-ya
Humbee cat devi
Popkala
Kitty
War-saw

Top Row from left:

Ooh-die
DJ Babu
Key-ran
External AD
Indiana Jones
Bhima Buddy
BOZO, the gubaal guruji
Kirik Butta
The-juice
T Kirik
Go-sit
Ivory Kumar
Raw jive

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Throughout this post, I will write about my dear IS friends. Of course I cannot cover everyone here. It's a human tendency to be close to only a bunch of people. I have the satisfaction of talking to almost every class mate of mine but as with anyone else I have my own pick. Those not covered here are also equally responsible for all the glory and fun I had in those three years.

I won't call them the best of my life. My school days were the best and will remain so. But these three years gave me many sweet and sour moments that will remain forever.

It's my duty to start with the ones that taught me. But not every one who teaches is a governor. In these three years I learned a lot from Ivory TT. You may have well heard about the story of Krishna and Sudaama. In our case Ivory was both Krishna and Sudaama wrapped into one. He taught me what is most essential- to be unselfish. Alright, there were many pairs of friends in our class and elsewhere. So what was great with us?

Have you ever seen any friendship that is built on respect? Have you seen two friends who never tease each other, never be harsh on each other and yet be close and supportive? Our friendship was not based on fun. Neither of us gave prime importance to drives, parties or enjoyment. We were two but our thinking was one. A person may have several friends, but there is always one who remains most close. Why is this so? Any reader reading this must understand that a close friend is one whose opinion on friendship is the same as his friend's. If not, the friendship won't last long.

And yet, two friends are never equal. It's always one who gives more and another who takes. In my case Ivory has given more and I have taken more. I was, am and will always be in debt.

People especially in youth and and field like engineering give importance to things like money, personality, brains etc. Had people given even half of it to character, they would have recognized Ivory. I can never forget him offering his text book on the previous day of exam when i did not have one.

Dachu Dhakkan was in my opinion a gem that anyone would like to have. He had all of it what makes a great one and much more. Sadly he never realized it and paid attention to some unnecessary things.

While cool at his normal , nothing was impossible for him when he desired to have something. He did several things on the last day which many of us would take days to complete.

At the time of writing he has finally chosen a career for himself, probably the right one. All the best for his future.

Humbee cat devi is one of the few people whom I would not forget even if brainwashed (the others being Blingo and Ivory).

Famous for her cat smile and the "SHOULD SHOW" dialog, she is the one who never forgets anyone and always stays in touch.

"BOZO, should show ok?"

"I did not study anything!"

"You leave big this!"

etc..............etc

She always had her share in kiriks but was always ready to help and supported whenever anyone was in need. Labs were the place where she was at her best. We always pulled her leg, myself Allround cheater and sometimes Bahani. She would take it in a sportive way and even if angry it would last for a moment. As of writing, she is set to a new career. All the best to her too.

Allround Cheater was the other one in the lab who made it so great. At numerous times he would trouble humbee cat with his incisive dialogs. His company made it memorable for me at the emc2 trip in sixth sem.

Finally there was Putty Chitty
who completed the lab fun. I enjoyed making fun of her and never did she get angry once. "Stupid fellow" was her most said dialog. She became an aunt in the final year. Believe me there is little difference between her and her infant niece. The chattering laughter is the other thing I will miss.

Jaggu the tower of Shenoy was famus for his manglur Kannada. He duly reminded me of my earlier days. "Avan papa astu kashta pattu maadodu namage joke aagtade" was his famous dailog. With him and Ivory I used to discuss cricket the most.

T Kirik as his name says was full of Kiriks. But he had a cheerful attitude allover and is best known for the way he handled Emc2 trip. He was best known for his plumpy cheeks and mango mood smile.

I got into dealings with Jaggu the archer late, but nevertheless, there were many good moments especially during internships. At the time of writing, he is my comrade here at IBM ISL.

His style of clearing doubts was very funny. He would ask, then clear doubt and finally say "Ok ok gottaitu gottaitu" to avoid any further confusion!

If I were to pick one person among all my classmates for the best one of the class, it would be The other BOZO.

Right from the beginning he was one whom anyone would like, the reasons for this are plenty. First he had immense talent. Second he had a strong supportive character. Third, he had the ability to mix and deal with anyone.

I have never seen any ego in him or taking anything very seriously. I believe anyone who truly values a person likes him. Only those who have the bad habit of poking nose into other's matters will not.

Give-ya is another one whom you could truly value as a person. She must be best remembered for her efforts in reaching her goals without flinching. She had tremendous potential and I always wanted her to recognize it, but she never found it herself! Again alongside humbee cat, the other BOZO, Raw jive and others I wish her all the best.

"Ayya...........budu sisya"

"Lo...........(thu)"

Do I need to introduce these guys? Yes-yes guru and KP sisya have been the most carefree pair of the class.

I remember Yes-yes for his sudden, ready-made dialogs. Once he commented on my walking habit.

"Yen BOZO.............nadkonde yella kelsa maadthiya?"

The-juice maams as I have mentioned once was the only one I knew before I got into engineering. The batch saw a high on multiple times during his time. Once during the trip and subsequent party during his reign as cr. Then again during Expire 2009. He deserves most credit for what the batch did. Quite deservedly he has the brightest career ahead of him. All the best too him too.

Indiana Jones also deserves credit for what he did. I only got to know him well at the end, but those few moments will remain in my mind. I will never forget his help in getting me out from the placement time Kirik. God bless him.

Hasna machi had (apart from the smile) the kind of evil funny bone that I posessed. that is why I called her my shishye. Sri Lankan Party had the rare very-serious very-cheerful pair anybody would like. Go-sit had the determination and the abilty to learn and succeed. His eventual turn into choolism while keeping his nerdy self intact is a big proof.

Before Expire there was an incident that I would remember. I had been to My-bhatti's home and there we had discussion in the night about 'very very essential' things. Big Widget who is multi-talented and I started first of several 'gubaalist, kirikist,choolist' talks.

Big widget in my opinion will be a big achiever one day. He has apart from his phalanx of talents, the funny bone and awesome ability to mimic. A big part of Expire's success on stage should go to him.

There were lot of funny incidents I shared with
Dhooja bowler and British go-hell

With Dhooja, it was mostly about hum-bee cat. With British, it was more about some project or lab.

Going Raju was the brightest star in our choolist constellation. I can never forget his howls and cries in Blingo's class. I wish him a good future and also to Ivory Kumar.

Also I had very nice moments with Key-Ran[V],
Bhima buddy, Halaal kabab, Gullooraya, Anari player and many more.

I also thank my hostel mates External AD and DJ Babu. While my stints with DJ Babu are legendary, with EAD it was more about fun. The hostel fun was even bigger and mainly featured

"The Federal list of United Choolistic qualifications".

3-s program
Yenne
Batthi
Do-o-pe
Betting
Gambling
Lab
Project

and of course, the final destination:

The Amaravati yaatra

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There are many more tales but am not getting them. I thank all my friends for all the fun I had. You people made it very memorable.

Seriously speaking, I would give the college average rating. But the branch deserves top rating. And the governors also deserve equal share.

Blingo is the one person whom nobody in SJCE IS would ever ever forget. His class was most interesting. We definitely took advantage of it, but definitely all of us will remember him the most.

I am very greatful to Escape Amma RGB and Maha Danda for their support. Also for RGB and for th others for their internal marks. Manik Chand should be thanked for his OOPS knowledge. Lab Master Upendra is also unforgettable. I thank every other lecturer who taught me.

So everybody covered?

How can a body be complete without the heart?

The great gubaal(GG1) my section classmate, branch classmate, hostel mate, internship comrade, room mate, and company comrade in short my long time companion deserves a big mention. Partly because he has been with me all through this great journey and continues to be with me. And also because I have made fun of him the most in all my blogs.

Life without GG1 is unthinkable. He is always first source of help for me now. He is gifted with many abilities. The strongest point with him is that he believes in himself, believes in doing something big and unlike others does not pull out if he meets with failure.

Also he has great sportive nature. I have made fun of him on multiple occasions. Th biggest was at the end when I called him as an IBM hr and told him he would be posted to an outside state.

When he learned the truth he became furious but within days he forgave me and we were again kicking and pulling each other's legs.

All the best GG1. May all things in life be the same to both of us except spouse of course ;)

Finally, a word about me............BOZO, the gubaal guruji

What was I before I got to the class, what was I in the class and what am I now?

Every moment of joy now reminds me of Blingo's class. Every party reminds me of the day I missed EXPIRE party due to my bro's engagement. Every dance reminds me of EXPIRE and every sorrow reminds me of the last days in Mysore.

But life must move on. It's stupid to expect the days back. But it's equally hard to get these moments off my heavy heart.

All I wish is.........may I find solace somewhere where I could for a while rewind those wonderful memories. This blog, for example!

THE END.

Yours forever

-The tragic hero of ISE-SJCE 05-09

The gubaal guruji
BOZO

Bunking Parva: The end of an era

After expire was over, there was a party. After all dances and cannibalism, all of a sudden there was a flood.

It seemed like Ganga, yamuna, sarawati, (and ektaa) had flown together.

It was the Dussala Nahin haan My Lolly

There was a song that suited every Isite monkey

"Are yaaron,..........................ghosty hi to bandari hai....."

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Everyone were ready for one last VTU war. There were fewer subjects now and less interest. All fun was over, though chool remained.

Dachchu Dhakkan had one more apish act at GAYCIANA.

Alongside exams came projects.

"Seriously yenaadru maadbeku, illandre hodskotivi"..........this was the common dialog with most guys, as common as the female counterpart "I think (all) guys bitch a lot about me".

Everyone was busy but Dhakkan was very very busy.

"Lo Dhakkan yelliddiyo, baaro" Ivory TT called over the cell phone.

"Haaaaaaaaai Ivory, bande kano 5 minutes"

After 10 minutes I called

"Lo Dhakkan where are you?"

"Haai BOZO............coming da, just two mins"

After an hour Dhakkan finally reached Ivory's place

"Hi da Ivory.................BOZO yelli?"

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Seminar was first in the line. Many people cam with innovative ideas such as "ali-baba's cave" "Ass recongnition" etc.

When our turn came Ominish KK was back on the prowl.

I was the first one at the receiving end.

"Yenri BOZO.......... @#**# which has not been discovered yaak ri gottilde maadthiddira?"

Next was dhakkan

"Yenri dhakkan........maad aagiddanne yaakri explain madthiddira?"

He was asked to give new one.

Next Ivory

"Ri, naanu idra melene phd maadiddu!"

Finally Jaggu the tower of Shenoy

"Aa font size yestu?"

Jaggu's ppt was very nice. His record was also good. But he made one small mistake.

Ali Baba's cave
By Jaggu the tower of Shenoy
COMPUTER SCIENCE AND ENGINEERING

Copy hodyowaagladru neeyattirbeku!

This made Escape Amma very furious!

On project demo day, Dhakkan also made a mistake

Instead of saying "geographically close" he said "graphically close"

Not unexpected, as many say after all it was the lines and curves in graphs that Dhakkan had always specialized in!

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While entire class doubted on the other BOZO, Ivory TT disagreed that Dhakkan was perfect as a guy.

"Illa ninge capacity illa" said Ivory.

But Dhakkan confronted

"Yen heltidya Ivory...........idi India alli kaalu koti population naane hutsirodu!"

WHO/UNO report:

In India 1/4 crore people suffer from HIV/AIDS.

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Bachcha-N was bindaas as usual.

"Yaar yen bekaadru maddkolli saayli" was his attitude

But yes-yes did not like this

"Adke kano ninna naanu "Thooth specialist" andiddu.

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Ivory Kumar had by now watched 'Arundathi' (which is a movie for your info) whereas Jaggu the archer had used 'Arundhati' (this time a keyword in his search algorithm!) multiple times.

But Jaggu the tower of Shenoy was very unhappy

Ivory TT: "Yaako yanaaitho?"

Jaggu: "Alla maarayre 4 varsha aaythu.........innu hudgina maathaadsiye illa"

Ours was indeed a mixed-fruit team!

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Before last day we were busy listening to 'Kannadada Kiran bedi' Maalashree's dialogs:

"Soorya day duty maadthane, chandra night duty maadthane..........aadre kannadada Kiran bedi janara rakshane goskara 24 gante duty maadthale kanro!"

She deserves to be SJCE watchwoman!

"Nimge tale novu bandaaga sedi bisaako ganesh bidi alla kanro naanu.........nim talene tegyok bandiru kannadada Kiran bedi"

Also we watched SaiKumar's stunts, also RajiniKanth's (Appadiya!).

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Project day.........last of our engineering life! And the whole equipment was not working. Fortunately at the last moment it did. And so ended a great saga..........after all finishing formalities, we monkeys left!

(This finishes the parvas, till now I have written posts making fun of me and others. In the next last post, I will write good things about them. Please don't miss the last one)

-The tragic hero of ISE-SJCE 05-09

The gubaal guruji
BOZO

Bunking Parva: EXPIRE 2009

War-saw was very very angry.

"Yey, baa illi yenidu?................"

The stage was a mess yet again. No matter how much ever she would try to correct, some monkey or the other would spoil it.

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The planning for Expire 2009 was going on.

We would meet every now and then and schedule it up.

The pre-event to the main event would be cricket on 6-4-1 basis. The lone lecturer would lead the side.

All eyes were on Blingo. The tournament began. There were several moments worth mentioning but nothing matches Blingo's turn to the crease.

Blingo faces the first ball. A girl bowls it. Blingo misses it.

Crowd:Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Second ball. Girl comes running down from PPH end. Blingo on strike. The girl delivers the ball and..............

SHE's BOWLED HIM!!!!!!!!!!

"Yen saar?????????"

"Yen saar hudgi ballige outaadra??????????"

The next match Maha Danda showed his skills with the bat. While he had to get the runs, he made full use of his giant legs running five steps at once.

Eventually Blingo's team won and he treated all with yummy ice cream

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The first day:

It was announced that this would be ethnic day. Even though we looked ethnic, none of us where ethic. All gubaalist,kirikist,choolist mongrels and bhootnis.

As the show had time to begin, everybody was busy taking photographs. Suddenly there was a huge flock of crowd. Everybody grabbed their cameras and clicked numerous pics of a very rare sight.

Who were these? Celebrities?

No! They were Uphill the batsman and Dhooja bowler

After this, Escape Amma innaugrated the preceedings.

The events began.

Dhooja bowler was busy organizing many polls.

Those polls were crap! No category for best monkey, best idiot, most importantly best choolist.

In parallel, there was practice for the second day events. Of them one was by Choole group . The dance was called Choole Dance. The biggest collection of monkeys was here, but I disliked My Bhatti being in group.

Why? Because he was the only of us who was neither a gubaal, choolist or kirikster. Most of us were all 3!

The great gubaal(GG1) was doing his infamous 'bhikaari step' again and again.(This was the biggest gubaal step along with my own 'gay ho' step). At one point we were asked to do whatever we could. Only exception was that GG1 was barred from doing the bhikaari step. After all started dancing, the clueless GG1 looked around and performed a remix version 'beedi-bhikaari' step. A dog's tail remains bent whatsoever.

Anari player was dancing like a professional choolist!

The event ended on a big note with Big Widget imitating many including Lab master Upendra. With all gubaals, kiriks and choolists around, the show was a sure hit!

The second day:

Warsaw was even more angry. Why would she not be? The fashion show was nearing. And the stage had to be set.

In the meanwhile Bhima buddy found a water baloon. He called out Indiana Jones

"Lo indy..............catch"

Indiana Jones caught it and SPLASH!

Both indy and the stage had a bath.

War-saw was now hissing and bussing

"Yey baa illi..................clean maadu idanna.........." she thundered.

So she reduced Indy's status to a cleaner or maybe raised it. Warsaw deserves a pat on the back. I know, she is like a pre-historic creature that even an archeologist may not find any interest in, but she had shown Indiana Jones his aukaat.

How I wish somebody would have done this to:

Great gubaal
Jaggu the archer
Hasna Machi
Give-ya
Sri Lankan Party
Bachcha-N
T-Kirik

and many more...........!

T N Nagabushkanv was also angry.

Noone had listened to his talks, so all were summoned. This led to cancelling of some events.

In the end Dhooja herself became the bandit queen of is.

Housie-housie was conducted.

Anybody got this number?

An unlikely hand shot up.

The great gubaal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But it was another act of gubaalism from his side. He had taken two tickets, summed up the results of both of them and thought he won.

Entire IS burst into laughter. I was laughing as hard as I can.

But wait, normally I do such things, don't I? Thats why some idiots started looking at me.

After matka breaking, gutka eating etc...........the stage finally got set to the entertainment.

The choole group displayed all choolism it could.

The fashion show was out-standing. You wont find such animals even at the zoo.

Then there was dance. Our hero (Shiney Ahuja) Dachhu dhakkan was also at his terribly best, so were The other Bozo, Nahin haan my lolly, Bahani and many others.

The last was of course Choole dance.

Ill tell you one thing if Michael Jackson would have seen this dance, he would have seen his creator that day itself.

This team seriously resembled several great mythological characters like:

Big Widget-> Ravana
The-juice-> Kumbhakarna
Yes-yes guru->Duryodhana
KP sisya->Dushasana
Indiana Jones-> Bhakkasura
Anari Player->Hidimba
Great gubaal->Keechaka
Bozo, the gubaal guruji->Hiranya kashyapu
British go-hell->Mahishasura
Going Raju-> Vaali, the monkey king

and many more!

After the dance, Blingo was called to the stage and given jig-jag. Following this, everyone dispersed. EXPIRE was a hit. But with expire, days had begun to get counted.

-The tragic hero of ISE-SJCE 05-09

The gubaal guruji
BOZO

Bunking Parva: Deserted benches

Well, this brings us to the last parva..........the bunking parva. Bunking had begun long back as I have already mentioned. The likes of Dhakkan, Paradeep Petal and T Kirik were the best bunkers of all time. Still the zenith was reached here. Earlier there was a reason to bunk and an sms was sent. Now, sms was sent asking ppl to attend!

"In every class, more girls are interested to attend classes. But here, its the opposite" our CIP madam said.

Now, this was a controversial statement for two reasons:

1. As I have already mentioned, in our class it was hard to make out who was a guy and who a girl

2. It was not that we guys did not bunk. We were now bored of bunking!

".............and January 26th...........what is so special about this day?" madam asked.

"HOLIDAY" shouted Y-Node

"What are the fundamental rights declared by constitution?"

"Right to mass bunk"..........I screamed.

Then she explained about right to equality.

"Right to equality does not mean total equality......"

Hearing this, Yes-yes guru got very angry and after a brief argument walked off. Maybe he wanted a break, but he however managed to be out of the room.

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This was the time when some ppl were busy with internships. Myself, great gubaal(again!),Jaggu the archer and the ferocious Sri Lankan Party were on one place while The juice, My Bhatti and Hasna machi were in a tubelight company.

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Blingo was back. But now there was hardly anyone in the classroom to hear all this.

Blingo now taught about lots of things. I had attended one class. He asked me what he had taught.

"Saar, there are two things, one is bugsing another de-bugsing.........."

T Kirik lost his patience and said

"Saar yestu saari baggistira? Baggi baggi sustaagoytu!"

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CS branch ppl had finished their fest "Anista 09".

Just as the wife demands what is newly bought by her neighbor, all Isites had finally become one to have a fest.

And that fest came to be known

EXPIRE 2009

Next: Expire 2009

-The tragic hero of ISE-SJCE 05-09

The gubaal guruji
BOZO

KIRIK PICS 2

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-The tragic hero of ISE-SJCE 05-09

The gubaal guruji
BOZO

Chool Parva: BLINGO'S WEDDING

Rakhsha Bandan day:

Yenidu...........hudugrelli kaanistilla? Valentine's day irthidre yelru attend aagtidru!:Maha Danda

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Valentine's day-> February 14th........the day as said by Maha Danda is one of the most curious one. Many people find it colorful. The meaner part of humanity salivate expecting gifts so that they can be used and then thrown off. Then there are people like dachhu Dhakkan who keep singing stupid songs from Kannada movies with Kanglish Tanglish Hinglish names and stories.

But whatever you say, many say its most adventurous day.

Caution, exactly nine months later:

Children's day-> November 14th!

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The whole class was tedi as I have already told............why not? After all there was a plathora of gubaals, kiriksters and choolists including

Hasna machi->in my suspicion fond of North Indian, especially Bengali girls.

Bachcha-N:As yes-yes guru rightly calls........thooth specialist.

The great gubaal(GG1)-> Simply gubaal!

BOZO, the gubaal guruji(GG2)-> Above applies.

The other BOZO->4th year........still people ask mr ya miss?

Hum-bee cat Devi-> Around 100 tests written and still "I DONT KNOW!"

Bahani-> "Mooshiqaaaaaaaaaaa"

GO-SIT-> Now a full-fledged choolist who once failed to distinguish between eatery and cover.

The-juice-> First yearalli hegidde! (Naavella hegidvi!) Maams, nan language control maadbeku..........blah blah beep beep!!!!

Jaggu the tower of Shenoy-> "Avanu paapa maarayre ashtu kashta pattu kelsa maadodu namge joke aagthade"

Andheri Nagari choupat raja!

Most couples get married on Valentine's day but our Blingo lived upto the tedi-medi parampara by getting married on children's day.

Bachcha-n was still the cr. He demanded montary help........10 rupees each. 9 rs + 1rupee tax for his own wedding.

But I had a doubt. We were an army of 70 (including some half-tickets). So does a HUGGIES pack cost rupees 700?

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Only a few days earlier, Maha Danda had lost his freedom. Now it was Blingo. Our "lecturer-in-law's" name was Nahin-haan (not to be confused with Nahin haan My-lolly). Blingo looked very nervous.

Almost entire class was there to wish Blingo. Some had come for bitty oota though!

It was Blingo's wedding yet there was a visible gap between the bride and the groom. The photographer was tired trying to get them together. He said

"Why is he so shy to stand besides his wife?"

Dhakkan had seen another wedding.

You must not rejoice but mourn on your birthday. Because every birthday nears your death day

-BOZO, the gubaal guruji.

So Dhakkan's days of freedom were getting counted.

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Then the best part- oota!

As me and my friend Ivory TT were dining, a mysterious stranger sat next to us and introduced himself as Blingo's relative. I wished him. He asked

"Heg paata maadthare avru?"

"Chennag maadthaare"

"Heg iratte avara claasu?"

Obviously I could not narrate any of those monkey pranks we played, and you see it was chool parva so obviously i could not tell him the 'shubha veda vakyas' that were being told in the class then. I tried to act safe saying:

"Chennaagiratte. Tumba FUN iratte avara claasalli"

But he came with a smart reply:

"FUN yaarige? Avarga? NIMGA??????????"

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So following dinner, we all dispersed. So ended...........

WAIT

What about Putty Chitty? What about my revenge for all the humiliations I faced due to her? This was the chance. I was having a coconut. My eyes saw three girls. I assumed them to be Putty, C-ya and Telgima.

Ah! What luck. I shall today smash that peanut head I thought and charged. Just when I was about to hit the little girl she turned her face to one side.

She was someone else!

Good God they did not see me! Had she not turned her face I would have eaten from a lady's slipper.

I was happy my skin was saved. I later hit Putty's head but most importantly my maryaade was intact.

"Shit BOZO. She should have slapped you there only. Would have been nice to watch" Putty Chitty said after I told her about it.

See how evil!

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Two days later some juniors who missed the wedding asked our forgotten hero Paradeep Petal

"Maga..........hudgi nodoke hegiddale?"

Paradeep:

"Maga yen helodu..........eeveaga premierinda turn tegondre Kannan bakery baratte. Allinda right tegond hodre KAVERI HOSTEL hogo dabba road sigatte..........."

All of us started thinking Paradeep has a comparison to do and the description would be long. But he came with a shorter reply:

"AA ROAD THARA IDE MAGA AVALA MUKHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

-The tragic hero of ISE-SJCE 05-09

The gubaal guruji
BOZO

Chool Parva: Placement time Kirik

Hello all.......... choolism took a break for a while and placements were on. Most companies arrived except Shit App. First was Tease-us. Tease-us placed the majority including Bachcha-n. Bachcha-n had become an out-standing person during interview. T Kirik was also in and so was Hum-bee-cat. Among others were Putty Chitty,A-Ration-A, Raw-jive, The other BOZO, Mooshiqa Give-Ya and many many more. the method to get through was very very easy. Learn the questions from those who already took the test and you are done.

In-fiss came next and this time, gave the in charge rights to career for-slum. Anari player was in, so were Ivory TT,Ooh-die and
Uphill the batsman.

In between came..............yes Kirik! "T Kirik andre T Kirikke" said Indiana Jones. T Kirik had to give a written apology for using a phone in the hall. Following this Mr Maha Danda(another one not the earlier, a takla) caught us both but thanks to Indiana Jones and a few others we got out.

Accu-puncture came next and took Bahani. Tractor Mahinda took Allround cheater. The great gubaal crept into shutter.

Next came a tobacco company. Because the baldy was away and great gubaal in already, this was my best chance. In the end we smiled. Sand woman cut the biggest of all, big enough to swallow me in.
Indiana Jones was also happy, and Hasna had great reason now to cut un-necessary smiles. And then there was C-ya bhikaaria. We were happy that if not a job, we would atleast get nice beedies. But that was not to happen.

Hasna rightfully got into a tubelight company. Alongside her was the chota-mota combination of My bhatti and The-juice. Big widget into a petrol company. Nahin haan my-lolly and Go-sit got into MINDREE.

One day great gubaal found I was not at my place. This was his best chance. He gave a shot to ogracle and got through the first rounds but the interview was postponed. The next day, thought-purks came in and both me and GG1 set out to our respective missions. We bumped into each other and the expected result was disaster.

From the beginning we had many things in common as I have mentioned earlier. And fate got us into same company too. We had a deal in first year that if we would get into same company, we would taste madira (a.k.a yenne, booze, drink, jeevaamrita) but when that did happen that coward escaped. Jaggu and the evil Sri Lankan Party were with us.

Yes-yes guru got into suplex. Dhooja HIJKL and Sand Woman got into Sumban.

And then came Mental. In was Key-ran[V]. And proving her might was Dhooja Bowler. The green and red apple-like cheeks of some girls of our class was a sight to watch.

Placements were a cheer to many and sorrow for some. Definitely, we would all go ahead and give a hell to all those companies. But the biggest achievement was that it put a hold on the uncontrolled choolism prevalent at the time. "Choolism, gubaalism mattu kirikismalli choolism highest controllalli idebeku" I always tell GG1. But he says "Nee yen heltiya ning maatra gottu".

Chool Parva continued till the end but dies down greatly especially after Blingo got married. So the fall of choolism definitely deserves a post. I shall write about this soon.

-The tragic hero of ISE-SJCE 05-09

The gubaal guruji
BOZO